2009 December
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Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?
Al Caprawn !
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favour…
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Who is the fastest runner in his…
Who is the fastest runner in history.Adam – because he was the first in the human race.
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite P…
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite p…
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?
Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’
Who is the hamburgers’ favourite…
Who is the hamburgers’ favourite actress?
Candice Berger!
Who is the greatest painter of t…
Who is the greatest painter of this century?
Pigcasso!
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faith…
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?
Tanto
Who is the most popular wizard o…
Who is the most popular wizard on the Internet?
Har e-potter.
Who is the oldest singer on the …
Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?
Click Jagger.
Who is the smelliest, hairiest m…
Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world?
King Pong.
Who looks after the EuroDisney w…
Who looks after the EuroDisney website?
Mick e-mouse.
Who loves hamburgers, French fri…
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
Who makes a million dollars a da…
Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone who works in a mint.
Who made this Christmas pudding?…
Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?
Elf-raising flour, of course.
Who plays center forward for the…
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team?
The ghoulscorer.
Who never gets his hair wet in t…
Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?
A bald man.
Who rode a dog and was a confede…
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !
Who runs the 100 acre wood websi…
Who runs the 100 acre wood website?
www.innie the pooh.
Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on…
Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship?
The skeleton crew.
Who sits at the end of the yello…
Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?
The www.izard of Oz.
Who sings “Love me tender”, and …
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys?
Santa’s little Elvis.
Who sleeps at the bottom of the …
Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?
Jack the kipper !
Who succeeded the first Presiden…
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ?
The second one !
Who turns the lights off at hall…
Who turns the lights off at halloween ?
The light’s witch !
Who surfs the Net by pecking at …
Who surfs the Net by pecking at the keyboard?
www.oody www.oodpecker.
Who was that on the phone, Fred?…
Who was that on the phone, Fred?
Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia, so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !
Who was the first accountant?Ada…
Who was the first accountant?
Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
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