Where do rabbits settle their le…
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
Where do religious school childr…
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
Where do retired pigs go for war…
Where do retired pigs go for warm weather?
The tropigs!
Where do snowmen put their webpa…
Where do snowmen put their webpages?
On the winternet.
Where do space monsters live?In …
Where do space monsters live?
In far distant terror-tory.
Where do spiders play their FA C…
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ?
Webley stadium !
Where do spiders play their FA C…
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium!
Where do the burgers go on New Y…
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve?
To a meat ball!
Where do the cleverest parrots l…
Where do the cleverest parrots live?
In the brain tree forests!
Where do werewolves stay when th…
Where do werewolves stay when they’re on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn!
Where do you find a birthday pre…
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue!
Where do you find a down-and-out…
Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ?
On squid row !
Where do you find monster snails…
Where do you find monster snails?
On the end of monsters fingers.
Where do you go to meet the best…
Where do you go to meet the best fish?
It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.
Where do you have to go to find …
Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?
A mental hospital.
Where do you put letters to boys…
Where do you put letters to boys?
In a mail (male) box.
Where do you take a Chihuahua th…
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
To a weterinarian!
Where do you usually find dogs?I…
Where do you usually find dogs?
It all depends on where you lose them.
Where does a burger go on vacati…
Where does a burger go on vacation?
The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
Where does a ghost refuel his Po…
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a ghastly station.
Where does a snowman put his bir…
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
Where does a vampire take a bath…
Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Where does a woodsman keep his p…
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In his hog cabin!
Where does an elephant carry its…
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In its trunk.
where does saddam hussein keep h…
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?
In Iraq (a rack)
Where does the aardvark family a…
Where does the aardvark family always come first?
In the phone book!



