2011 December
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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?
Carpet !
What do you give a deer with an …
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elkaseltzer.
What do you give a nine-hundred-…
What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!
What do you give a train driver …
What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
Platform shoes !
What do you give an elephant wit…
What do you give an elephant with big feet ?
Plenty of room !
What do you have in December tha…
What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !
What do you have to know to be a…
What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?
Lots.
What do you know when you see th…
What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?
You know you need a psychiatrist!
What do you put in a www.ashing …
What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
Net curtains!
What do you say to a naked pig? …
What do you say to a naked pig?
“I never sausage a body.”
What Do you tell a woman with tw…
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?
Nothing, you told her twice.
What do you use to determine if …
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!
What do young female monsters do…
What do young female monsters do at parties ?
They go around looking for edible bachelors !
What do young ghosts call their …
What do young ghosts call their parents?
Deady and Mummy.
What do young ghosts write their…
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.
What does a bald elephant wear f…
What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?
A sheep.
What does a basketball player do…
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?
He makes a swish!
What does a bee say before it st…
What does a bee say before it stings you ?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
What does a bunny use when it go…
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What does a cannibal call a skat…
What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels.
What does a cannibal eat with ch…
What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
What does a carpet salesman give…
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Rugs and kisses!
What does a cat call a bowl of m…
What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?
A purrfect meal !
What does a cat like to eat on h…
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What does a caterpillar do on Ne…
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Turns over a new leaf !
What does a Chihuahua play baske…
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
A tennis ball!
What does a Chinese restaurant s…
What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?
Coloured eggrolls!
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