2011 December

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What do you get when you put a c…

Posted by admin | Car and train jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do you give a deer with an …

Posted by admin | Various animal jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you give a nine-hundred-…

Posted by admin | Birthday jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

What do you give a sick bird ? T…

Posted by admin | Bird jokes

What do you give a sick bird ?

Tweetment !

What do you give a sick horse?Co…

Posted by admin | Horse jokes

What do you give a sick horse?

Cough stirrup.

What do you give a sick pig?Oink…

Posted by admin | Pig jokes

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you give a sick snake ? …

Posted by admin | Snake jokes

What do you give a sick snake ?

Asp-rin !

What do you give a train driver …

Posted by admin | Christmas jokes

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?

Platform shoes !

What do you give an elephant wit…

Posted by admin | Elephant jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

What do you have in December tha…

Posted by admin | Christmas jokes

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?

The letter “D” !

What do you have to know to be a…

Posted by admin | Salesmen jokes

What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

What do you know when you see th…

Posted by admin | Mental health jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What do you put in a www.ashing …

Posted by admin | Internet jokes

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?

Net curtains!

What do you say if you meet a to…

Posted by admin | Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad ?

Wart’s new !

What do you say if you meet a to…

Posted by admin | Frog jokes

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart’s new?

What do you say to a hitchhiking…

Posted by admin | Frog jokes

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

What do you say to a naked pig? …

Posted by admin | Pig jokes

What do you say to a naked pig?

“I never sausage a body.”

What do you say to a one legged …

Posted by admin | Car and train jokes

What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?

Hop in.

What Do you tell a woman with tw…

Posted by admin | Women jokes

What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ?

Nothing, you told her twice.

What do you think of Dracula fil…

Posted by admin | Vampire jokes

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

What do you use to cut the ocean…

Posted by admin | Humor jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What do you use to determine if …

Posted by admin | Burger jokes

What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough?

A thermomeater!

What do young female monsters do…

Posted by admin | Monster jokes

What do young female monsters do at parties ?

They go around looking for edible bachelors !

What do young ghosts call their …

Posted by admin | Parent jokes

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What do young ghosts write their…

Posted by admin | Ghost jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What does a baby computer call h…

Posted by admin | Baby jokes

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

What does a bald elephant wear f…

Posted by admin | Elephant jokes

What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

What does a basketball player do…

Posted by admin | Sport jokes

What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles?

He makes a swish!

What does a bee get at McDonalds…

Posted by admin | Insect jokes

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What does a bee say before it st…

Posted by admin | Insect jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What does a bunny use when it go…

Posted by admin | Rabbit jokes

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.

What does a cannibal call a skat…

Posted by admin | Cannibal jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What does a cannibal eat with ch…

Posted by admin | Cannibal jokes

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs.

What does a carpet salesman give…

Posted by admin | Salesmen jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What does a cat call a bowl of m…

Posted by admin | Cat jokes

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What does a cat go to sleep on ?…

Posted by admin | Insect jokes

What does a cat go to sleep on ?

A caterpillow !

What does a cat like to eat on h…

Posted by admin | Birthday jokes

What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?

Mice cream and cake!

What does a caterpillar do on Ne…

Posted by admin | Insect jokes

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What does a Chihuahua play baske…

Posted by admin | Dog jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

What does a Chinese restaurant s…

Posted by admin | Restaurant jokes

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

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