Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
Who is the Lone Aardvark’s faithful Indian companion?
Tanto
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?
Ronald MacAardvark!
Who won the animal race?
The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
Who’s aardvark’s favorite male singer?
Frank Sinostril!
Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist?
Bearbara Streis-ant!
Why can elephants swim – and aardvarks can’t?
Aardvarks don’t have trunks!
Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?
They can stick to the subject!
Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?
Because they always have their noses in other people’s business!
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
Because he ate his ant for dinner!
Why was Easter the aardvark’s favorite holiday?
Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!
