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admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:00:32 +0000

What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:00:31 +0000

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:00:29 +0000

What does CPA stand for?

Can’t Produce Anything

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:00:27 +0000

What does FCPA stand for?

Finally Caught Pinching the Assets

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 15:00:25 +0000

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:04:12 +0000

What would Economics be without assumptions?

Accounting

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:02:37 +0000

What’s a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s retiring.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:02:32 +0000

What’s an actuary?

An accountant without the sense of humour.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:02:32 +0000

What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:02:31 +0000

What’s an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.