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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

What is smaller than an ant’s dinner ?

An ant’s mouth !

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?

An accountant !

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?

Antibiotics !

Where do ants go to eat ?

At a restaurant !

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Who is the most famous French ant ?

Napoleant !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ?

Albert Antstein !

Why did the ant-elope ?

Nobody gnu !

Why don’t anteaters get sick ?

Because they are full of antibodies!

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