Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Apple jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What is red and goes putt, putt,… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/apple-jokes/what-is-red-and-goes-putt-putt/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/apple-jokes/what-is-red-and-goes-putt-putt/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:47:08 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/apple-jokes/what-is-red-and-goes-putt-putt/ What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?

An outboard apple.

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The part that you don’t eat.

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A pineapple.

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A crab apple.

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A bookworm !

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A bookworm !

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Have you ever tried worm pie ?

!

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She fell for the Big Apple !

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Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

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Because everyone had to go in pairs !

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