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What does a baby computer call h…

admin — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:16:42 +0000

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data.

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:48:42 +0000

What is a baby bee?

A little humbug.

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:48:41 +0000

What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:04:26 +0000

What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ?

Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:03:42 +0000

What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa.

admin — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 05:12:53 +0000

When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:54:09 +0000

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village?

Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

admin — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:09:43 +0000

Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby?

Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:03:49 +0000

Why are babies always gurgling with joy?

Because it’s a nappy time.

admin — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:15:15 +0000

Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer?

Because he wanted frozen pop.