It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for ... Read more

Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is ... Read more

Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby ... Read more

Knock KnockWho's there !Baby !Baby who ?Baby love, my baby love.... ... Read more

Little Johnny 's next door neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new ... Read more

Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the ... Read more

Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. ... Read more

Mum, is it true my baby sister came from Heaven? Yes, that's right. Well, I don't blame God for chucking her ... Read more

Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a ... Read more

My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's ... Read more