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What is a ghost favorite fruit ?

Boonanaa !

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?

An electric banana.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ?

A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

What would you call two banana skins ?

A pair of slippers.

What would you call two bananas?

A pair of slippers.

What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What’s yellow and writes?

A ball-point banana.

What’s yellow and flashes?

A banana with a loose connection.

What’s yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?

Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why don’t bananas snore?

Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?

Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.

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