Banana jokes
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Why are bananas never lonely?
Because they hang around in bunches.
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Why don’t bananas snore?
Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music?
Because if you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.