Bath jokes
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !
What kind of bath can you take without water?
A sun bath.
What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
The bathtub.
Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the bat-room (bathroom).
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber ducks !
Which villains steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks.
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.