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What happened when the witch wen…

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:58 +0000

What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:42:09 +0000

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older?

Wizard: With luck, yes. Witch:

admin — Sat, 11 Sep 2010 22:57:48 +0000

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:04:53 +0000

Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?

No one.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:14:14 +0000

Your ugly.And you’re drunk.Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !