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What is the softest bed for a ba…

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:42:13 +0000

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on?

Cot-on-wool.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:06:50 +0000

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:06:49 +0000

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:06:48 +0000

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:20:45 +0000

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:05:55 +0000

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn’t made up yet.

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:05:54 +0000

When Mr Maxwell’s wife left him, he couldn’t sleep. Why was that?

She had taken the bed.

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:05:00 +0000

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:32 +0000

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

admin — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:15:11 +0000

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.