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What is a ghost-proof bicycle? O…

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:48:12 +0000

What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What’s the hardest thing about l…

admin — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:13:28 +0000

What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?…

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:20:20 +0000

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

Which Elizabethan sailor could s…

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:54:22 +0000

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Which is the cheapest bicycle yo…

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:54:10 +0000

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

While crossing the US-Mexican bo…

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:53:58 +0000

While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. “What’s in the bags?

“, asked the guard.”Sand,” said the cyclist.”Get them off – we’ll take a look,” said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. “Say friend, you sure had us crazy”, said the guard. “We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I won’t say a word – but what is it you were smu ggling?

” “Bicycles!”

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by …

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:21 +0000

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it is two-tired (too tired).

Why can’t an elephant ride a bic…

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:20 +0000

Why can’t an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn’t have a thumb to ring the bell.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand u…

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:09:15 +0000

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.