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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?

Shredded Tweet !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down !

What do you give a sick bird ?

Tweetment !

What does an educated owl say?

Whom.

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

What geometric figure is like a runaway parrot?

A polygon .

What goes ‘peck, bang, peck, bang, peck, bang’ ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?

She was tickled to death !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

What happened when the owl lost his voice ?

He didn’t give a hoot !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?

She lays hand gren-eggs !

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

What happens when ducks fly upside down ?

They quack up !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What is a duck’s favorite TV show ?

The feather forecast !

What is a parrot’s favorite game ?

Hide and Speak !

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

What is a parrot’s favorite game?

Hide and Speak!

What is a polygon ?

A dead parrot !

What is green and pecks on trees ?

Woody Wood Pickle !

What is the definition of Robin ?

A bird who steals !

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?

A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird !

What is the strongest bird ?

A crane !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

What kind of doctor does a duck visit?

A Ducktor.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What’s a parrot’s favourite song?

I love Parrots in the Springtime!

What’s a parrot’s favourite game?

Monopoly!

What’s another name for a clever duck ?

A wise quacker !

What’s brown and white and flies all over?

Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ?

Three swallows !

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!

What’s the definition of a Parapet?

Pet parrot kept by parachutist!

What’s the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

What’s the definition of Polystyrene?

A plastic parrot!

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