Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Bird jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you get when a chicken l… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/bird-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-a-chicken-l/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/bird-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-a-chicken-l/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:20 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/bird-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-a-chicken-l/ What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Shredded Tweet !

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A bird that lays down !

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Tweetment !

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Whom.

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The parrots of Penzance !

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A polygon .

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A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

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She was tickled to death !

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She laid a sidewalk !

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