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When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they’re going cheap !

Where do birds meet for coffee ?

In a nest-cafe !

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

Where do blind parrots go for treatment?

The Birds Eye counter!

Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Which bird is always out of breath ?

A puffin !

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting “Pieces of four”?

Short John Silver!

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?

The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)

Why did a man’s pet vulture not make a sound for five years?

It was stuffed.

Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

Why did the chicken cross the “net” ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?

He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?

To get to the other slide

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?

Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the owl, owl ?

Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Why did the turkey cross the road ?

To prove he wasn’t chicken

Why didn’t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?

Because he didn’t have enough guts

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do parrots carry umbrellas?

So they don’t become polly-saturated!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls (bagels, get it?

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?

Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

Why don’t chickens like people ?

They beat eggs !

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they’re both full of stuffing !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ?

Because eggs were going up !

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