Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Birthday jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you give a nine-hundred-… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/birthday-jokes/what-do-you-give-a-nine-hundred/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/birthday-jokes/what-do-you-give-a-nine-hundred/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:16:56 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/birthday-jokes/what-do-you-give-a-nine-hundred/ What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

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Mice cream and cake!

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He shellabrates!

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A birthday pheasant!

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Shortcake!

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Another present!

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“Happy Birthday To Gnu!”

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Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.

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When it’s been sliced.

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17th January. What year?

Every year!

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