Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Blonde jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blon… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/what-goes-blonde-brunette-blon/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/what-goes-blonde-brunette-blon/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:55:05 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/what-goes-blonde-brunette-blon/ What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ?

A blonde doing cartwheels.

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To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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No make-up.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/whats-a-blondes-idea-of-natural/feed/ 0 What’s five miles long and has a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/whats-five-miles-long-and-has-a/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/whats-five-miles-long-and-has-a/#comments Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:34:02 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/whats-five-miles-long-and-has-a/ What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/whats-five-miles-long-and-has-a/feed/ 0 When a blonde goes to London on … http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/when-a-blonde-goes-to-london-on/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/when-a-blonde-goes-to-london-on/#comments Fri, 25 Mar 2011 05:12:53 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/when-a-blonde-goes-to-london-on/ When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?

Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/when-a-blonde-goes-to-london-on/feed/ 0 While shopping at the grocery st… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/while-shopping-at-the-grocery-st/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/while-shopping-at-the-grocery-st/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:09:52 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/while-shopping-at-the-grocery-st/ While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not.I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, “I wonder why?

“The blonde replied, “Must be because the oil would suffocate them.”

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The rest are hunt’n peckers.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/why-are-only-2-of-blondes-touch/feed/ 1 Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/why-cant-blondes-make-kool-aid/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/why-cant-blondes-make-kool-aid/#comments Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:19 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/blonde-jokes/why-cant-blondes-make-kool-aid/ Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid?

Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

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The phone rang while she was ironing!

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She wanted to get a dark tan.

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