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admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:13 +0000

What have I got in my hands?

A double decker bus! You looked!

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:46:23 +0000

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:03:36 +0000

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk?

I don’t know but it could always get a seat on a bus!

admin — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:33:03 +0000

What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:05:43 +0000

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top, but it’s very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

admin — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:54:22 +0000

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn’t matter. Both ends stop.

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:09:11 +0000

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

admin — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:15:12 +0000

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:41:36 +0000

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:28:17 +0000

Why didn’t anyone take the school bus to school?

I wouldn’t fit through the door.