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What happens when business is sl…

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:38 +0000

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to s…

admin — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 05:12:50 +0000

When Abraham Liebowitz gets to school he discovers that he is the only Jewish kid in the class. But it’s a decent town and nobody really bothers him. One day the teacher asks the class “Who was the greatest person who ever lived?

and why?

” And to make it interesting she held a twenty dollar bill in the air and said “whoever gives the best answer will get this twenty dollars”. All of the kids called out their guesses. One said “George Washington – because he was the father of our country.” “That’s excellent” said the teacher. Another said “Abraham Lincoln – because he freed the slaves.” “That’s also good” said the teacher, reluctant to bestow an excellent, but still being polite. One little girl said “Joan of Arc – because she saved France.” Another excellent choice said the teacher. Then Abraham Liebowitz, raised his hand. nSo the teacher called on him. “Abraham, who do you think was the greatest person who ever lived, and why?

” And Abraham said “Jesus Christ.” The teacher was shocked. “Abraham,” she said “I’m very surprised. Class, I think we can all agree that Abraham should get the twenty dollars.” And she handed Abraham Liebowitz the money. At recess, the teacher was still very impressed. So she asked Abraham why he said Jesus. Abraham said “Look, personally I think Moses was the greatest person who ever lived, but… business is business!”

When Bernard got fired from his …

admin — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 05:12:48 +0000

When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company car, and even give back his ulcer!

When I asked my boss for a salar…

admin — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:20:21 +0000

When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn’t increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he’d fire them.

When the office photo-copies beg…

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:05:47 +0000

When the office photo-copies began to look faint, the office manager called in a local repair service. The friendly technician after inspecting the equipment, informed the manager that the machine was in need of a good cleaning. The tech suggested that someone might try reading the operator’s manual and perform the job themselves, since it would cost $100.00, if he did the work. Pleasantly surprised by his candor, the office manager asks, “Does your boss know you are discouraging business?

” “Actually, my boss demands we explain this to all our customers”. “After people try first to fix things themselves, we end-up making much more money on repairs”

Why did the doughnut maker retir…

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:41:18 +0000

Why did the doughnut maker retire?

He was fed up with the hole business.

Why did the electrician close ea…

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:41:16 +0000

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.