Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Funny Jokes A-B http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you get if you cross som… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/ant-jokes/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-som/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/ant-jokes/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-som/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:28 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-a-b/ant-jokes/what-do-you-get-if-you-cross-som/ What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

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An eggroll !

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Shredded Tweet !

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A bird that lays down !

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Tweetment !

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I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!

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A thermomeater!

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Data.

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Mice cream and cake!

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He shellabrates!

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