Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?
She didn’t suit his taste!
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people.
Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”
Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?
Because they’re headcases !
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?
Because they’re headcases.
Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
He gives them runs!
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?
Because he’s always coming back!
Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
