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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What does a cannibal eat with cheese?

Pickled organs.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?

It repeated on him.

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2?

He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary’s ear?

He had his first taste of Christianity!

What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?

They had a feast of fun.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

What is a cannibal’s favorite food?

Baked Beings.

What is the cannibals’ favorite game?

Swallow my Leader.

What’s the definition of a cannibal?

Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

When a plane caught fire over the jungle the pilot ejected and landed in a cannibal’s pot. The cannibal turned to his friend and said, ‘What’s this flier doing in my soup?

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When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?

Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She didn’t suit his taste!

Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?

He wanted a balanced meal.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said ”So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?

He said, “So that I can feed my lads with m’lasses.”

Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?

He thought he would give him a paunch!

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of peoples heads?

Because they’re headcases !

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people’s heads?

Because they’re headcases.

Why don’t cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?

He gives them runs!

Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?

They taste funny.

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?

Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?

Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Why won’t cannibals eat Frank Sinatra?

Because he’s always coming back!

Why would the cannibal only eat babies?

He was on a diet!

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