Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Car and train jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you get when you put a c… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-put-a-c/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-put-a-c/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:16:58 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-put-a-c/ What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

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Hop in.

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A screw driver.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-driver-doesnt-have-a-licen/feed/ 0 What happens if an axe falls on … http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-happens-if-an-axe-falls-on/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-happens-if-an-axe-falls-on/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:56 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-happens-if-an-axe-falls-on/ What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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It gets toad away..

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-happens-when-a-frogs-car-b/feed/ 0 What is a banged-up used car?A c… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-a-banged-up-used-cara-c/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-a-banged-up-used-cara-c/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:48:40 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-a-banged-up-used-cara-c/ What is a banged-up used car?

A car in first-crash condition.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-a-banged-up-used-cara-c/feed/ 0 What is an autobiography? The li… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autobiography-the-li/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autobiography-the-li/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:47:37 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autobiography-the-li/ What is an autobiography?

The life story of an automobile.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autobiography-the-li/feed/ 0 What is an autograph? A chart wh… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autograph-a-chart-wh/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autograph-a-chart-wh/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:47:36 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autograph-a-chart-wh/ What is an autograph?

A chart which shows car sales.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-an-autograph-a-chart-wh/feed/ 0 What is evil and ugly and goes a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-evil-and-ugly-and-goes-a/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-evil-and-ugly-and-goes-a/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:47:18 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/car-and-train-jokes/what-is-evil-and-ugly-and-goes-a/ What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

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The number of the car that hit you.

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