What’s the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he’s bigger than me !
Why did the nutty kid throw a glass of water out of the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall.
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
Why was the lightning bug unhappy?
Because her children were not very bright.
Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?
Because their daddies were mummies.
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ?
My father’s the one who killed it !
Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?
‘ she asked.’Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy.’What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.”I’ll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,’ replied Jimmy !
Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. “Mama!” yelled the boy. “A gator jus’ bit off mah foot!” “Which one?
” called his mother from inside the cabin. “How the hell should Ah know?
!” he shrieked. “They all look alike to me!”
