Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Children jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What’s the matter son?The boy ne… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/whats-the-matter-sonthe-boy-ne/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/whats-the-matter-sonthe-boy-ne/#comments Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:13:27 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/whats-the-matter-sonthe-boy-ne/ What’s the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you?

What did you say?

Nothing he’s bigger than me !

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He wanted to see a waterfall.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-did-the-nutty-kid-throw-a-gl/feed/ 0 Why did the nutty kid throw butt… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-did-the-nutty-kid-throw-butt/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-did-the-nutty-kid-throw-butt/#comments Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:37:53 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-did-the-nutty-kid-throw-butt/ Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?

He wanted to see a butterfly.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-did-the-nutty-kid-throw-butt/feed/ 0 Why was the lightning bug unhapp… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-lightning-bug-unhapp/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-lightning-bug-unhapp/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:23:25 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-lightning-bug-unhapp/ Why was the lightning bug unhappy?

Because her children were not very bright.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-lightning-bug-unhapp/feed/ 0 Why was the mother flea feeling … http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-mother-flea-feeling/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-mother-flea-feeling/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:23:20 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-mother-flea-feeling/ Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-was-the-mother-flea-feeling/feed/ 0 Why were ancient Egyptian childr… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-were-ancient-egyptian-childr/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-were-ancient-egyptian-childr/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:22:45 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-were-ancient-egyptian-childr/ Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/why-were-ancient-egyptian-childr/feed/ 0 Will and Bill were quarrelling a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/will-and-bill-were-quarrelling-a/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/will-and-bill-were-quarrelling-a/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:22:26 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/will-and-bill-were-quarrelling-a/ Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said,’ Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?

My father’s the one who dug the hole for it.’Bill wasn’t impressed, ‘ Well, that’s nothing. You know the Dead Sea ?

My father’s the one who killed it !

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/will-and-bill-were-quarrelling-a/feed/ 0 Young Jimmy was having a snack a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-jimmy-was-having-a-snack-a/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-jimmy-was-having-a-snack-a/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:18:11 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-jimmy-was-having-a-snack-a/ Young Jimmy was having a snack after school with his Gran. ‘ Would you like another cookie ?

‘ she asked.’Yes, please,’ replied Jimmy.’What good manners you have,’ said his Gran. ‘ I do like to hear young people say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’.”I’ll say them both if I can have a big piece of that cake,’ replied Jimmy !

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-jimmy-was-having-a-snack-a/feed/ 0 Young Vestal was walking in his … http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-vestal-was-walking-in-his/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-vestal-was-walking-in-his/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:18:10 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/children-jokes/young-vestal-was-walking-in-his/ Young Vestal was walking in his Florida backyard when an alligator bit him. “Mama!” yelled the boy. “A gator jus’ bit off mah foot!” “Which one?

” called his mother from inside the cabin. “How the hell should Ah know?

!” he shrieked. “They all look alike to me!”

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