Doctor, Doctor I'm scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: You're suffering from ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they don't work, give me a ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange!Have you tried playing ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop ... Read more

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack ... Read more

Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of ... Read more

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a ... Read more

Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: That's Little Red Robin ... Read more

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad Wolf and they grow on trees!Father Christmas: You mean 'The Three Little ... Read more

Father Christmas: What's your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one about the ghost that steals porridge!Father Christmas: You mean ... Read more