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Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
“Rude”olph
Who brings the Christmas present…
Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?
Santa Clues.
Who delivers presents to baby sh…
Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !
Who delievers elephants’s Christ…
Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
Who delievers cat’s Christmas pr…
Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !
Who is never hungry at Christmas…
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Who made this Christmas pudding?…
Who made this Christmas pudding?
Our chef. He’s a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?
Elf-raising flour, of course.
Who sings “Love me tender”, and …
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys?
Santa’s little Elvis.
Why are Christmas trees like bad…
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
They both drop their needles !
Why are Father Christmas’ reinde…
Why are Father Christmas’ reindeer like a cricket match?
Because they’re both stopped by the rein.
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to…
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to …
Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !
Why did the reindeer wear sungla…
Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn’t want to be recognised !
Why does Father Christmas go dow…
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?
Because they soot him!
Why does Father Christmas like t…
Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
Why does Santa’s sled get such g…
Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
Why does Santa Claus only have s…
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?
Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
Why is a burning candle like bei…
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Why is a cat on a beach like Chr…
Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have “Sandy claws” !
Why is Christmas just like a day…
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Why was Santa’s little helper de…
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Why was Santa’s little helper de…
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
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