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What do you get when you cross a…

admin — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:11 +0000

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What does the N on the Nebraska …

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:59:34 +0000

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

“Nowledge.”

What is a Furman freshman doing …

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:48:15 +0000

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What is the second stupidest thi…

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:42:15 +0000

What is the second stupidest thing in the world?

An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house. What is the stupidest thing in the world?

An Arkansas contractor trying to build a house on the foundation.

What’s the difference between an…

admin — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:13:35 +0000

What’s the difference between an American student and an English student ?

About 3000 miles !

Why did the Oregon State psychol…

admin — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 11:37:52 +0000

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why did the University of Oklaho…

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 21:05:52 +0000

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why do University of Arkansas gr…

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:26:59 +0000

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pi…

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:25:45 +0000

Why don’t Purdue athletes eat pickles?

They can’t get their heads in the jar.

Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the …

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:22:05 +0000

Wouldn’t it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her?

Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then you’d better keep your mouth shut. I knew I’d get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye.”Hey Bitch,” I said. “You’re so damn ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!”And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years.Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr amed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world: “In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!”