Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Criminal jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What hired killer never goes to … http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/criminal-jokes/what-hired-killer-never-goes-to/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/criminal-jokes/what-hired-killer-never-goes-to/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:11 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/criminal-jokes/what-hired-killer-never-goes-to/ What hired killer never goes to jail?

The exterminator.

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One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

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A safe robbery.

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A hamburglar.

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Shooting stars.

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F.B.I.

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It was a jail-bird !

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A Killergran.

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When the judge threw the book at him.

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