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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?
Because he didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
Because people are dying to get in.
Why do you want to be buried at sea?
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !
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