Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Dead and dying jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What has four legs, a tail, whis… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-has-four-legs-a-tail-whis/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-has-four-legs-a-tail-whis/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:20 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-has-four-legs-a-tail-whis/ What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

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Something written by someone after they are dead !

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-posthumous-work-somethi/feed/ 0 What is the difference between a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-5/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-5/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:46:16 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-5/ What is the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes and the other decomposes.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-5/feed/ 0 What is the last thing you eat b… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-last-thing-you-eat-b/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-last-thing-you-eat-b/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:46:06 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dead-and-dying-jokes/what-is-the-last-thing-you-eat-b/ What is the last thing you eat before you die?

You bite the dust.

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Surgical spirits.

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A dead centipede.

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Dead sails in the sunset.

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One’s a seedy beast and the other’s a deceased bee.

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Rust in peace !

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The Dead Sea.

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