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While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Dracula’s dentist.
Why are you laughing?
My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don’t see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!
Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
…He was already taking out a tooth
Why do dentists like potatoes?
Because they are so filling.
Why do people dislike going to the dentist?
Because he is boring.
Why does a dentist seem moody?
Because he always looks down in the mouth.
Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Young Charlie to dentist’s sexy chariside assistant “Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?
“.The lady replied “No, but I’ll straighten anyone’s teeth “
Young lady to father “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ” “Dentist” “Why father ?
” “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
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