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What followed the dinosaur ?It’s…

admin — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:55:24 +0000

What followed the dinosaur ?

It’s tail !

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:03:45 +0000

What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork!

admin — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 16:33:41 +0000

What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

admin — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 20:41:24 +0000

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:27:42 +0000

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?

To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:27:42 +0000

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There’s nothing else to climb in the jungle.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:26:25 +0000

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:26:25 +0000

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:25:53 +0000

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:25:47 +0000

Why don’t more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can’t hide behind billboards.