Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Dirty jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you get when you cross a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dirty-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dirty-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:10 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/dirty-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a/ What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster?

A cock that stays up all night.

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Once you’re done with the breasts and the thighs, there’s still a greasy box to put your bone in.

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He keeps coming and coming and coming…

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One squeeze and they’re all over you.

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Sexual harassment.

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$3.99 a minute.

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Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again.

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One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

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Slow down and use a lubricant.

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