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Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a flea market!
Which dog eats with its tail?All…
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which dog eats with its tail?All…
Which dog eats with its tail?
All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
Which dog looks like a cat?A pol…
Which dog looks like a cat?
A police dog in disguise.
Why are Chihuahuas such good bed…
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!
Why can’t Chihuahuas run maratho…
Why can’t Chihuahuas run marathons?
They’re short of breath!
Why did the 3-legged dog go back…
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his “paw.”
Why did the dog have a gleam in …
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Why did the dog go to the doctor…
Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?
The tomato was in a can.
Why did the dog mistake the dog …
Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape?
He was colour-blind.
Why did the dog jump into the se…
Why did the dog jump into the sea?
He wanted to chase the catfish!
Why did the dog say he was an ac…
Why did the dog say he was an actor?
His leg was in a cast.
Why did the dog run in circles?H…
Why did the dog run in circles?
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Why did the dog’s owner think hi…
Why did the dog’s owner think his dog was a great mathematician?
When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.
Why did the dog wear white sneak…
Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?
Because his boots were at the menders !
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?…
Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
Why did the poor dog chase his o…
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail ?
He was trying to make both ends meet !
Why did the thoughtful father bu…
Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund?
He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
Why didn’t the dog play cards on…
Why didn’t the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?
Because the captain stood on the deck.
Why didn’t the dog speak to his …
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Why didn’t the dog speak to his …
Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot ?
Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw !
Why do Chihuahuas have such shor…
Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks?
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Why do dogs run in circles ?Beca…
Why do dogs run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !
Why do dogs bury bones in the gr…
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?
Because you can’t bury them in trees !
Why do dogs wag their tails ?”Be…
Why do dogs wag their tails ?
“Because no one else will do it for them !”
Why do dogs turn around three ti…
Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down?
One good turn deserves another.
Why do you need a licence for a …
Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?
Cats can’t drive !
Why does a d dog scratch himself…
Why does a d dog scratch himself?
He is the only one that knows where it itches.
Why does the Hound of the Basker…
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?
Because he’s the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a no…
Why doesn’t a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Why is a dog like a baseball pla…
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why is a dog like a baseball pla…
Why is a dog like a baseball player?
He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
Why is a dog with a lame leg lik…
Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?
He puts down the three and carries the one.
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?H…
Why is a dog so warm in Summer?
He wears a coat and pants.
Why is it called a “litter” of p…
Why is it called a “litter” of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to…
Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?
They’re all paws.
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