Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » E-mail jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What should you do if you get lo… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-lo/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-lo/#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:06:47 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/what-should-you-do-if-you-get-lo/ What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, ‘What’s up, Doc?

What’s up, Doc?

‘Check for bugs in your system.

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When they are read.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/when-do-e-mails-stop-being-in-bl/feed/ 0 Why couldn’t the apple send an e… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-couldnt-the-apple-send-an-e/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-couldnt-the-apple-send-an-e/#comments Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:09:16 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-couldnt-the-apple-send-an-e/ Why couldn’t the apple send an e-mail to the orange?

Because the lime was engaged.

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Because it was on old croc.

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He wanted to check his e-mail.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-did-the-internit-paint-his-c/feed/ 0 Why didn’t the internit get any … http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-didnt-the-internit-get-any/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-didnt-the-internit-get-any/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:28:10 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-didnt-the-internit-get-any/ Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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They’d rather give each other a ring.

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They prefer to use Norse code.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-dont-vikings-send-e-mailst/feed/ 0 Why don’t you stamp e-mails?Beca… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-dont-you-stamp-e-mailsbeca/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-dont-you-stamp-e-mailsbeca/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:25:42 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/e-mail-jokes/why-dont-you-stamp-e-mailsbeca/ Why don’t you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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She was always using fowl language.

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