Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Elephant jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you give an elephant wit… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/elephant-jokes/what-do-you-give-an-elephant-wit/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/elephant-jokes/what-do-you-give-an-elephant-wit/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:16:51 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-c-e/elephant-jokes/what-do-you-give-an-elephant-wit/ What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

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A sheep.

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An elephant in a lift !

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The tusk fairy !

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An elephant with spare parts !el

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Six weeks old !

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Elephantasia

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A snail, because it carries it’s house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

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Get a tame one and annoy it !

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Raining elephants !

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