What do you get if you cross the…
What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
Spotted click
What do you get if you cross the…
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
What do you get if you type www….
What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?
A sore finger.
What do you get is you cross a g…
What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
A humdinger.
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?
A cuckoo clock.
What do you get when you cross B…
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What do you put in a www.ashing …
What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
Net curtains!
What do young ghosts write their…
What do young ghosts write their homework in?
Exorcise books.
What does a bee say before it st…
What does a bee say before it stings you ?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
What does a caterpillar do on Ne…
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Turns over a new leaf !
What does a Gorilla attorney stu…
What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law of the jungle!
What does a frog say when it was…
What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
Rub it, rub it, rub it.
What does a Gorilla learn first …
What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
The Apey-cees!
What does a man who loves his ca…
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What does a queen bee do when sh…
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !
What does a spider do when he ge…
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall !
What does ever horse and rider d…
What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?
Grow old!
What does it mean if you find a …
What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
What does the 1286BC incribed on…
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?
The registration of the car that ran him over !
What does the lion say to his fr…
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
‘Let us prey.’
What duo were famous for stealin…
What duo were famous for stealing horses?
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
What English King invented the f…
What English King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the grate !
What European capital has the mo…
What European capital has the most ghosts?
Boodapest!
What famous chiropodist ruled En…
What famous chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!
What excuse does an Ape give for…
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!
What fish goes up the river at 1…
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
A motor pike !
What fish make the best sandwich…
What fish make the best sandwich?
A peanut butter and jellyfish



