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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get if you type www.abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.com into your computer?

A sore finger.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo.

What do you give a sick horse?

Cough stirrup.

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?

Net curtains!

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart’s new?

What do you say if you meet a toad ?

Wart’s new !

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?

Hop in !

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What does a cat go to sleep on ?

A caterpillow !

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it, rub it, rub it.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?

‘Let us prey.’

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What European capital has the most ghosts?

Boodapest!

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can’t help it – she brings out the beast in me!

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

What fish make the best sandwich?

A peanut butter and jellyfish

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