Where would you put an injured i…
Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an antbulance !
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On…
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
On the world wide web.
Where’s the most dangerous place…
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Which author do the Gorillas lov…
Which author do the Gorillas love most?
Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
Which book makes prudish Gorilla…
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
The Naked Ape!
Which city holds the record for …
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
Fall-adelphia!
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel…
Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An ape-ricot sour!
Which fish dresses the best? The…
Which fish dresses the best?
The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!
Which ghost sailed the seven sea…
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
Which is the favourite Gorilla p…
Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
Which Lord Mayor of London was a…
Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?
Click Whittington
Which of the seven dwarfs use th…
Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?
Happ-e, Sleep-e, Grump-e, Dope-e and Sneez-e.
Which painter always had a very …
Which painter always had a very bad cold?
Vincent Van Cough
Which operetta make the Gorilla …
Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?
Nutty Marietta!
Which route should you take thro…
Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!
Which technique does a Gorilla b…
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!
Which song title makes an Ape he…
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
Which two names figure prominent…
Which two names figure prominently in every Ape’s diet?
Ben/Anna!
Which wrestler do the Gorillas a…
Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?
Gorilla Monsoon – he knows the ropes!
While sports fishing off the Flo…
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?
!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?
” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ‘em.”
Who did the breeder call when hi…
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!
Who did the ghost invite to his …
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
Who do you think was sent to cov…
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
A cub reporter.
Who does a ghoul fall in love wi…
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Phi…
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must have been a duck family A duck family ?
Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !
Who has the best website in the …
Who has the best website in the jungle?
The Onlion King.
Who invented King Arthur’s round…
Who invented King Arthur’s round table ?
Sir Circumference !
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite P…
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman!


