What happened when the witch wen…
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What is grey and hairy and lives…
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face?
A mousetache.
What is the hottest part of a ma…
What is the hottest part of a man’s face?
His sideburns.
Why did the pig have ink all ove…
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Why is your face all scratched ?…
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Why is your nose in the middle o…
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you k…
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pull…
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
You can read his mind in his fac…
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.



