What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face?
A mousetache.
What is the hottest part of a man’s face?
His sideburns.
Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen.
Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it is the scenter (centre).
Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.
Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.
You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.
