First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a ... Read more

Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better ... Read more

Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle?Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, ... Read more

Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that if you tell her a joke, five minutes after she's stopped laughing her face is still ... Read more

Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your ... Read more

Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint ... Read more

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?I forgot to wet the ... Read more

I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the ... Read more

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an ... Read more

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" ... Read more