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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it is the scenter (centre).

Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.

Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.

You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

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