Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Face jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What happened when the witch wen… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/what-happened-when-the-witch-wen/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/what-happened-when-the-witch-wen/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:57 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/what-happened-when-the-witch-wen/ What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

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A mousetache.

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His sideburns.

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Because it came out of the pen.

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My girlfriend said it with flowers.How romantic.Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

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Because it is the scenter (centre).

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/why-is-your-nose-in-the-middle-o/feed/ 0 Wife to Husband: I’ll have you k… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/wife-to-husband-ill-have-you-k/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/wife-to-husband-ill-have-you-k/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:22:30 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/wife-to-husband-ill-have-you-k/ Wife to Husband: I’ll have you know I’ve got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you should give it back, you’re wearing it out.

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]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/witch-doctor-i-cant-help-pull/feed/ 0 You can read his mind in his fac… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/you-can-read-his-mind-in-his-fac/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/you-can-read-his-mind-in-his-fac/#comments Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:18:23 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/face-jokes/you-can-read-his-mind-in-his-fac/ You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it’s usually a complete blank.

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