Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Farmer jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What is the difference between a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/farmer-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-17/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/farmer-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-17/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:46:21 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/farmer-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-17/ What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Because they pull corn by the ears.

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He wanted sweet and sour pork !

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Because someone had trodden on his corn !

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