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What usually comes after the mon…

admin — Fri, 05 Aug 2011 16:04:38 +0000

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?

The fire department.

When the employees of a restaura…

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:05:49 +0000

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?

“In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

When the employees of a restaura…

admin — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 18:05:48 +0000

When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate theproper way to operate an extinguisher. “Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the triggerto release the foam.” Later an employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgotto pull the pin. The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?

” In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin — and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

Why do firemen wear red suspende…

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:27:34 +0000

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.