Small Fishing jokes for party

Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish – It always looks sharp!

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?

!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t been around for years!” “Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy,”How’d you get rid of the gators?

” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ‘em.”

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ?

Because they have electric ‘eels !

Why are fish so smart?

They are always in schools!

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

Why are fish no good at tennis?

They don’t like to get too close to the net!

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why do penguins eat fish?

Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

Why is a fish easy to weigh ?

Because it has its own scales !

Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!