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What’s the speed limit of sex?68…

admin — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 23:13:24 +0000

What’s the speed limit of sex?

68; at 69 you have to turn around.

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:03:43 +0000

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 11:57:29 +0000

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there’s lots of school spirit!

admin — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:09:17 +0000

Why couldn’t the alligator send e-mails on his PC?

Because it was on old croc.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:26:56 +0000

Why do women have smaller feet than men?

– It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:26:31 +0000

Why do you need a driver’s licence to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:25:10 +0000

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:22:45 +0000

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:18:27 +0000

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 20:16:20 +0000

YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.