What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?
The cat ate her.
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?
No one moved. They couldn’t stir without her.
What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy?
Lots a candy.
What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?
Mash-scara!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?
To the boo-ty parlour.
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Who turns the lights off at halloween ?
The light’s witch !
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
