Halloween jokes
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Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Who turns the lights off at hall…
Who turns the lights off at halloween ?
The light’s witch !
Why are teachers happy at Hallow…
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why aren’t burgers the least bit…
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Why did the boy carry a clock an…
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?
It was for ‘tick or tweet’ !
Why did the wizard wear a yellow…
Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?
He was going as a banana.
Why is the air so clean and heal…
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why is the air so clean and heal…
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
Why was the boy unhappy to win t…
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Why were the trick-or-treaters w…
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
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