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Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?
The psycho-path!
Who did the breeder call when hi…
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!
Why are chorus girls like barge …
Why are chorus girls like barge horses?
They have to tow the line!
Why are clouds like jockeys?Beca…
Why are clouds like jockeys?
Because they hold the reins!
Why did the artist put on a show…
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Why did the bareback performer r…
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
Why did the boy stand behind the…
Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Why did the farmer call his hors…
Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?
Because it’s covered with horsehide!
Why did the horse go behind the …
Why did the horse go behind the tree?
To change his jockeys.
Why did the horseman put a saddl…
Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?
It was a crusty steed!
Why did the horse stir his cerea…
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Why did the horse miss the joust…
Why did the horse miss the joust?
He had the knight off!
Why did the man call his horse F…
Why did the man call his horse Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!
Why is a racehorse like a letter…
Why is a racehorse like a letter?
They both begin a trip at the post!
Why is an egg like a young horse…
Why is an egg like a young horse?
Because it can’t be used until it’s broken!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite st…
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses?
Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is horse racing so romantic?…
Why is horse racing so romantic?
Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Why is it difficult to identify …
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?
They’re always switching their tails!
Why is manna from heaven like ho…
Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?
Both are food from aloft!
Why is the old, decrepit horse n…
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?
Because it gets you nowhere!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to …
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?
He was a rough rider!
Why was the horse all charged up…
Why was the horse all charged up?
It ate some haywire!
Why was the horseman fired from …
Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
Why was the man sued by his hors…
Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
Why was the racehorse names Stra…
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Why was the racehorse named Bad …
Why was the racehorse named Bad News?
Because bad news travels fast!
You said this horse could jump a…
You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can’t jump at all.Well neither can a fence!
You said it was a great horse an…
You said it was a great horse and it is.It took twenty other horses to beat him!
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