Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Humor jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you use to cut the ocean… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-do-you-use-to-cut-the-ocean/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-do-you-use-to-cut-the-ocean/#comments Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:16:45 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-do-you-use-to-cut-the-ocean/ What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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He gives it a valenshine!

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The police made him bring it back again.

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He left lip prints on the mirror!

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Someone who’s career is in ruins !

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-an-archaeologist-someo/feed/ 0 What is the difference between a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-15/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-15/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:46:21 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-15/ What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names…

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-difference-between-a-15/feed/ 0 What is the most breathless thin… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-most-breathless-thin/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-most-breathless-thin/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:42:22 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/humor-jokes/what-is-the-most-breathless-thin/ What is the most breathless thing on television ?

The Pink Panter Show !

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Loverpool!

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A dumbbell.

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…Wavy hair.

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