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How much is 5Q and 5Q? 10Q. "You're welcome. ... Read more

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of ... Read more

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?"In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this ... Read more

I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth ... Read more

I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin ... Read more

If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank?The Loan Arranger (Lone ... Read more

It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's ... Read more

John was hard at work with the broom in his family's tent.His mother came in and said, 'That's nice. Are you sweeping out the tent?''No,' John answered. 'I'm sweeping out the ... Read more

Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone ... Read more