Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes » Idiot and fool jokes http://www.ninjajokes.com Great funny jokes and humor Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:29 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 What do you get when you cross a… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-2/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-2/#comments Tue, 17 Jan 2012 10:01:11 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-2/ What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-do-you-get-when-you-cross-a-2/feed/ 0 What has eight legs and an IQ of… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-has-eight-legs-and-an-iq-of/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-has-eight-legs-and-an-iq-of/#comments Thu, 13 Oct 2011 14:53:23 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-has-eight-legs-and-an-iq-of/ What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/what-has-eight-legs-and-an-iq-of/feed/ 0 When a small Montana village dec… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/when-a-small-montana-village-dec/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/when-a-small-montana-village-dec/#comments Fri, 25 Mar 2011 05:12:51 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/when-a-small-montana-village-dec/ When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. “Ah think we should keep the old truck,” he said.”We can use it for all them false alarms!”

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/when-a-small-montana-village-dec/feed/ 0 Why are Canadians given only a h… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-are-canadians-given-only-a-h/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-are-canadians-given-only-a-h/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:03:46 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-are-canadians-given-only-a-h/ Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch?

They don’t want to have to retrain them.

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The players all drowned in spring training.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-cant-the-philippines-field/feed/ 0 Why did Silly Sue throw her guit… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-silly-sue-throw-her-guit/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-silly-sue-throw-her-guit/#comments Sun, 18 Oct 2009 20:08:58 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-silly-sue-throw-her-guit/ Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

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Because the label said General Foods.

]]> http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-rudolfo-salute-the-box-o/feed/ 0 Why did the Aggie call 911 in th… http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-the-aggie-call-911-in-th/ http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-the-aggie-call-911-in-th/#comments Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:15:20 +0000 admin http://www.ninjajokes.com/funny-jokes-f-j/idiot-and-fool-jokes/why-did-the-aggie-call-911-in-th/ Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

- He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

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He wanted to raise some hard cash.

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So he could tell the time at night !

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