What do you get if you cross the…
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?
The Masked-quito !
What do you get when you cross a…
What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?
A humdinger.
What does a bee say before it st…
What does a bee say before it stings you ?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !
What does a caterpillar do on Ne…
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?
Turns over a new leaf !
What does a queen bee do when sh…
What does a queen bee do when she burps ?
Issues a royal pardon !
What does a spider do when he ge…
What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall !
What goes “snap, crackle and pop…
What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?
A firefly with a short circuit !
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99…
What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A centipede with a wooden leg !
What happened to the man who tur…
What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?
He just beetled off !
What happened when the chef foun…
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
It became a daddy short legs !
What has 6 legs, bits and talks …
What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?
A morese-quito !
What insect lives on nothing ?A …
What insect lives on nothing ?
A moth, because it eats holes
What insect lives on nothing? A …
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes.
What is a bee’s favourite classi…
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ?
Bee-thoven !
What is a flea’s favourite book …
What is a flea’s favourite book ?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !
What is a spiders favourite TV s…
What is a spiders favourite TV show ?
The newly web game !
What is black and yellow and buz…
What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?
A bee is an aeroplane !
What is red and dangerous ?Straw…
What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
What is the definition of a cate…
What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
A worm in a fur coat !
What is the difference between a…
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !
What is the difference between a…
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
What is the difference between a…
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?
Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
What is the difference between a…
What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?
Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !
What is the difference between a…
What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !
What is the most faithful insect…
What is the most faithful insect ?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !



