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What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect ?

The Masked-quito !

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

A humburger !

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What does a cat go to sleep on ?

A caterpillow !

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ?

A centipede with a wooden leg !

What goes hum-choo, hum choo?

A bee with a cold !

What goes zzub, zzub ?

A bee flying backwards !

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code ?

A morese-quito !

What has antlers and sucks blood ?

A moose-quito !

What has four wheels and flies ?

A rubbish bin !

What insect lives on nothing ?

A moth, because it eats holes

What insect lives on nothing?

A moth, because it eats holes.

What insect runs away from everything ?

A flee !

What is a baby bee ?

A little humbug !

What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ?

Bee-thoven !

What is a flea’s favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What is a mosquito’s favourite sport ?

Skin-diving !

What is a spiders favourite TV show ?

The newly web game !

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

What is life like for a wood worm ?

Boring !

What is red and dangerous ?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What is the bees favourite film ?

The Sting !

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What is the definition of a caterpillar ?

A worm in a fur coat !

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?

One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ?

Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can’t have elephants !

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !

What is the most religious insect ?

A mosque-ito !

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