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Where would you put an injured i…

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Where would you put an injured insect ?

In an antbulance !

Which fly captured the ladybird?…

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

Which fly makes films ?Stephen S…

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Which fly makes films ?

Stephen Speilbug !

Who is a bee’s favourite painter…

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Who is a bee’s favourite painter ?

Pablo Beecasso !

Who is the bees favourite pop gr…

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Who is the bees favourite pop group ?

The bee gees !

Who is the bees favourite singer…

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Who is the bees favourite singer ?

Sting !

Who rode a dog and was a confede…

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Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?

Robert E Flea !

Who writes books for little bees…

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Who writes books for little bees ?

Bee-trix Potter !

Why are glow worms good to carry…

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Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?

They can lighten your load !

Why are mosquitoes annoying? Bec…

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Why are mosquitoes annoying?

Because they get under your skin.

Why are mosquitos religious ?The…

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Why are mosquitos religious ?

They prey on you !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?T…

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Why are spiders good swimmers ?

They have webbed feet !

Why are spiders like tops ?They …

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Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why did the bee started talking …

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Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

Why did the bees go on strike ?B…

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Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why did the fly fly ?…

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Why did the fly fly ?

Why did the firefly keep stealin…

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?

A firefly with a short circuit !

Why did the moth nibble a hole i…

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

Why did the mosquito go to the d…

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Why did the queen bee kick out a…

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Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

Why did the spider buy a car ?So…

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Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

Why didn’t the two worms get on …

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Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

Why do bees have sticky hair ?Be…

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Why do bees have sticky hair ?

Beacuse of the honey combs !

Why do bees buzz ?Because they c…

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Why do bees buzz ?

Because they can’t whistle !

Why do bees hum ?Because they’ve…

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Why do bees hum ?

Because they’ve forgotten the words !

Why do worms taste like chewing …

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they’re wrigleys !

Why don’t anteaters get sick? Be…

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Why don’t anteaters get sick?

Because they’re full of anty-bodies !

Why don’t other bugs like earwig…

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Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?

Because they are always earwigging their conversations !

Why is it best to be bitten quic…

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Why was the centipede late ?Beca…

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Why was the centipede late ?

Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !

Why was the centipede dropped fr…

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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?

He took too long to put his boots on !

Why was the glow worm unhappy ?B…

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Why was the glow worm unhappy ?

Because her children weren’t that bright !

Why was the ladybird kicked out …

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Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Why was the moth so unpopular ?H…

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Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

Why were the flies playing footb…

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Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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