Insect jokes
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Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an antbulance !
Who rode a dog and was a confede…
Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !
Why are glow worms good to carry…
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?
They can lighten your load !
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Bec…
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin.
Why are spiders good swimmers ?T…
Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have webbed feet !
Why are spiders like tops ?They …
Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always spinning !
Why did the bee started talking …
Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He was waxing lyrical !
Why did the bees go on strike ?B…
Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
Why did the firefly keep stealin…
Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
What goes “snap, crackle and pop” ?
A firefly with a short circuit !
Why did the moth nibble a hole i…
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
He wanted to see the floor show !
Why did the mosquito go to the d…
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
To improve his bite !
Why did the queen bee kick out a…
Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !
Why did the spider buy a car ?So…
Why did the spider buy a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin !
Why didn’t the two worms get on …
Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs !
Why do bees have sticky hair ?Be…
Why do bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse of the honey combs !
Why do bees hum ?Because they’ve…
Why do bees hum ?
Because they’ve forgotten the words !
Why do worms taste like chewing …
Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?
Because they’re wrigleys !
Why don’t anteaters get sick? Be…
Why don’t anteaters get sick?
Because they’re full of anty-bodies !
Why don’t other bugs like earwig…
Why don’t other bugs like earwigs ?
Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
Why is it best to be bitten quic…
Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.
Why was the centipede late ?Beca…
Why was the centipede late ?
Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby brother !
Why was the centipede dropped fr…
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?B…
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
Why was the ladybird kicked out …
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.
Why was the moth so unpopular ?H…
Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept picking holes in everything !
Why were the flies playing footb…
Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !
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